Vulture 1-1

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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saiyukirp asked:

snow leopder winter any trait wnat some thing she could even hide ever one evne japuse japue cfause if these was case jauspe porembl wouldtn be her n bio dad

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Winter Schnee rarely smiled. From an early age she was discouraged from speaking, smiling, laughing - any that would show her teeth when she wasn’t behind closed doors.

Winter: *running her tongue over teeth* … Why did I have to be born with you?

Willow: Winter, Dear?

Winter: What Mother.

Willow: How are you-

Winter: The same as ever, Mother.

Willow: … I’m sorry dear.

Winter: … Goodnight Mother.

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Yang: Truth or dare?

Jaune: Truth.

Yang: What's the weirdest rumor someone has ever spread about you?

Jaune: Hmm, well a lot of people in my hometown think I impregnated my sister's wife.

RWBY+NPR: ...

Jaune: Which I didn't.

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You’d think a wold with airships, anti-gravity, holodecks, gundam-sized mechs, and literal magic would have the technology for wlw couples to have kids!

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They do, they tested the machine once before being canceled due to the baby has a lot of defects such as gouged out eyes, having extra limbs with a lot of eyes, some even have two torso in one leg, even one of them their brain exposed.

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Ace Pilot Jaune: Surrounded

AWACS Wind Cutter: ENEMY DETECTED, THERE ARE 48 ENEMIES IN THE VICINITY!! GET OUT OF THERE DRACONIS 1!!!

Jaune (Draconis 1): Nuh-Uh!

AWACS Wind Cutter (Winter): WHAT DO YOU MEAN NUH-UH?! GET OUT OF THERE NOW!

Jaune (Draconis 1, CFA-44): I can finally fire on all direction!

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(ADMM but from AC6 is really overpowered, literally QAAM but there are 12 of them. Also it reloads REALLY fast)

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Sniper Jaune: Hunt or be hunted (Note: Summer will appear in this au sometimes later)

Glynda: Alright childrens, today’s assignment is called hunt or be hunted. The rules are simple there are 2 4-man teams, each are selected randomly. The 2 teams will compete with each other, the teams are needed to take a red flag that is somewhere inside this forest while trying to survive from the hunter as long as they could. But try to be aware of your surroundings, as one pf you will be the hunter there will be one hunter that i choose from one of you will be watching every movement of these 2 teams hidden somewhere in this forest. If one of your teammates or you are able to incapacitate the hunter, your team will win instantly. I’ll be seeing you kids in the bullhead landing pad in 10 minutes

[Bullhead landing pad, 5 minutes later]

Ruby: Pyrrha!!! We’re a team!!!

Pyrrha: Yes Ruby, it is quite fortunate that we are both on one team. I guess all of us got lucky

Yang: Hell yeah we are! Even Blakey over here is relieved by the fact that we are a team!

Blake: I didn’t say that Yang, all i say was we got lucky that Team CRDL is still they’re own team. Well, mainly because they are the most hated team in beacon

Ruby: But i still wonder who is the hunter in this assignment

Glynda: For the Hunter role today, the role goes to Jaune Arc.

Cardin (In the distance): HAHAHAHAHA This’ll be easy as hell, Jauney boy couldn’t even do shit!

Ruby: [Flashback to the firing range] *Squeak* Please tell me this isn’t real!

Yang: What isn’t real?

Ruby: About Jaune becoming the hunter! He’s too good!

Pyrrha : What do you mean he is too good?

Ruby: Remember yesterday when i go to the firing range? Jaune is there and he betting me 50 Lien if one of us could land 10 shot on the vital parts as fast as we can!

Blake: You’re worrying too much Ruby, this is Jaune we’re talking about, so i think you’re the one who wins the bet

Ruby: HE WON THE BET BLAKE! I’VE NEVER SEEN A SNIPER BEING THAT GOOD! HIS AIM IS EVEN OFF THE LAST SHOT BY 10 MILLIMETER!

PYB:.………

[4 minutes later]

Jaune: Sorry i’m late. I’m ready now Ms. Goodwitch!

Jaune’s setup for today’s assignment. Except he has skull balaclavaALT

Yang: Well V-Boy, you’re over prepared yourself

Jaune: Seeing that none of the students wanted to be the Hunter, i need a lot of things since i will be at the forest. Good luck everyone!

[5 hours later]

Glynda: Well class, it seems that none of you found the flag survived the hunter long enough. But i have to give credit to Team PBRY (Plum-berry) for surviving the longest from Mr. Arc.

Entire student body: *Having a war flashback due to all of them getting ‘killed’ so fast, they don’t even know where the shot was from*

Yang: Ruby?

Ruby: Yeah, Yang?

Yang: I’m soooo sorry for not trusting you, i never seen anyone incapacitated someone that fast. Even faster than mom

Ruby: Don’t worry Yang

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